He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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