areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
There r osticjed everywhere
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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