I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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