school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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