I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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