I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!