what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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