Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Sorry about my life...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
God, I missed his penis.
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