Whoa Z and x make the same sound
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
A+ Viking dick
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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