That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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