the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Dicks are not precious.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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