I cockslap morals
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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