handjob tips. give me some.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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