this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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