What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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