well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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