He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
time to smoke my breakfast
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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