You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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the liver wants what the liver wants
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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