we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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