Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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