Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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