i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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