The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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