this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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