if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??