I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration