Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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