Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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