so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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