She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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