Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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