But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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