Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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