Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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