This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
