DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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