Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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