Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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