Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
These tits shall not be calmed
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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