I would go down on you faster than GM stock
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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