haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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