Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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