i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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