Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Ketchup is God's man juice
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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