Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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