so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
MIDGETS
????
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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