it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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