it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
