we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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