I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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