Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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