You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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