We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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